What Your EDM Inspired Halloween Costume Says About You

It's almost Halloween, what are you going to wear to the party?
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It's almost Halloween, what are you going to wear to the party?
bear robe costume

The Bear Suit - it's a classic 

Everyone loves Halloween, well almost everyone. It's the one holiday out of the year where it's borderline ok to really not give one f$%&. However, it does open up a lot of social liabilities, so you do need to be somewhat cognizant of your party intake, or you could end up somewhere not nice, jail, the back of evil Eddie's station wagon or in a bush.

So before you suit up this Halloween, maybe you take a look at these costumes and have a long talk with your dignity. Really sit down and look at all the upsides and downsides of your costume choice.

If you look like a bullseye for a sex crime or can picture yourself covered in vomit, you might think twice about sporting that crotchless tutu or Cookie Monster x deadmau5 outfit.

You've been warned. Check out the gallery below for the bonus!

Barbarella 2.0

Barbarella 2.0

You want to look sexy but you also want to keep it classy, semi classy anyway. Throw on your purple or pink wig, grab a plastic blaster (fill it with booze) and you are Barbarella 2.0. Be prepared for shiny jokes, space jokes and "blaster" jokes. This costume keeps it fairly safe, it's a costume prophylactic. 

Sexy Owl, or something like that

Sexy Owl, or something like that

Now we are getting ravey. Your average EDM party girl might still consider this conservative you on the other hand see this as big step into the risky zone. Please notice the shirt is fishnet. So if you feel comfortable about your bod, are cool with looking like a deranged pink sex owl, then by all means slap on the nipple stars and go for it. You are now officially in dangerous territory. 

The Raver Cowgirl

The Raver Cowgirl

The raver cowgirl is a little bit playful and still keeps it pretty damn sexy. Your light up chaps look kind of like Christmas trees so that might confuse bros into thinking you are hiding some presents down there. Or it might make guys feel guilty for looking at you in less than wholesome ways because they are thinking of Santa. This one dances between the safe zone and danger zone, you should be alright cowgirl. 

Rave Wolf?

Rave Wolf?

For starters this guy looks like a joker trying to act like a bad ass in a fuzzy wolf suit, just sayin. If you are going to be this guy then you need to watch yourself because the wolf thing could get out of control the more jello shots you slam back. You might get carried away and end up in the back of a squad car. But hey, at least your shirts on.

Ravercorn

Ravercorn

Everyone loves unicorns, literally everybody. Rainbow unicorns, that's Double Rainbow .....whoooooaaa yeah, it's starting to look like a triple rainbow. Google that if you don't get it. Prepared to get LOTS of hugs and "I found the unicorn" comments. 

Galaxy Party Girl 

Galaxy Party Girl 

This costume says you like astronomy, gymnastics and you might be down to party later, much later. 

Badass Space Bitch

Badass Space Bitch

Badass space bitch! This costume means business. You are sexy and scary at the same time and chances are you are calling all the shots tonight!

Jedi Rave Bear

Jedi Rave Bear

Ok, so this kind of looks like a Jedi robe had sex with a giant teddy bear. This will allow you to get so wasted that you can just pass out wherever and you will be wrapped up like an alcoholic bear burrito in your costume/makeshift bed.