What If Drugs Had Ad Campaigns: Crystal Meth

If Crystal Meth was legal, these would be the slogans
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If Crystal Meth was legal, these would be the slogans
Heisenberg

The All Mighty Heisenberg

Besides heroin and maybe PCP it really doesn't get much worse than the Heisenberg special. This stuff can destroy your life faster than Trump could destroy America, it's NO Bueno to put it mildly.  So what if it were legal? How would the brands package it and market the product to consumers. Here are some guesses.

meth before and after

In just 4 years you can look like a super model

Meth: It Will Make Your Cheekbones Pop

Meth: When Coffee's Not Enough

Meth: Because You Live In Iowa

Meth: Boring But Faster

Crystal: Coke Is Too Expensive

Meth: We Are The Weight Loss Experts

Heisenberg Brand Meth: Only The Pure Blue Will Do

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