Besides heroin and maybe PCP it really doesn't get much worse than the Heisenberg special. This stuff can destroy your life faster than Trump could destroy America, it's NO Bueno to put it mildly. So what if it were legal? How would the brands package it and market the product to consumers. Here are some guesses.
Meth: It Will Make Your Cheekbones Pop
Meth: When Coffee's Not Enough
Meth: Because You Live In Iowa
Meth: Boring But Faster
Crystal: Coke Is Too Expensive
Meth: We Are The Weight Loss Experts
Heisenberg Brand Meth: Only The Pure Blue Will Do