Drugs and YouTube, peanut butter and jelly—I wonder if this girl has seen this video yet? Wonder if her mom has seen the video yet? I wonder, I wonder—I wonder how this situation even came about? Is she soooooo off her rocker that the tree turned human? That's good shit. I feel like there’s a poll-dancing joke in here somewhere. Note to self: “Pick up a tree costume for Ultra 2013”—if she’s off restriction by then that is.

Here's another angles...ugh.