I dont' see it's even possible to morn a celebrity breakup (unless of course you're friends with them), I hate reality TV (unless you put Animal Planet or the Science channel in that box). Honey Boo Boo? WTF is that? I'm a pretty liberal guy, yet here I am about to quote P. J. O'Rourke. He speaks the truth: "Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power."
In yet another bout of irony, here am I with news about EDM culture heavyweight Pasquale Rotella and former reality TV star slash Playboy Playmate Holly Madison. They've been dating a while...She's 12 weeks along, Rotella is going to be a papa, soooo a tip of the hat to the both of them. Do your thing. And I suppose I should thank my girl for emailing me this tweet from US magazine—US isn't someone we follow on Twitter. Our celebrity fodder usually consists of things like deadmau5 and Sneak and fake DJs and deadmau5 and Rusko and Swedish House Mafia and deadmau5 and DJs with deep pockets and deadmau5 and Madonna and, well, you get the picture.