I'm kinda feeling piggish, but not so guilty. There's just something about a beautiful women surrounded by vinyl. Fuck girls dressing up like dolls and putting makeup on with a paint spatula. You want to keep my attention, you want to keep me turned on with your hotness and sex appeal, show me you have some personality. Like say, a real interest in music...

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So there you go. Would you arrange the list differently?