I hate to admit it, but there's something inside me calling this Mobile Blastmaster awesome. It's definitely not the name or that it looks like something one's dad might roll out to a tailgate party or the rather obsolete built in AM/FM radio. It might, tho, have something to do with its 2,000 watts of power and its ability to play music from any Bluetooth-enabled smartphone or MP3 player from up to 30' away or the USB port and 3.5mm input incase you need those options. The three drink holders and bottle opener is a nice touch too. But not for $4,000. Sorry Hammacher Schlemmer.