Paris Hilton Playing Mysteryland 2014 Article Is A Fake

So, just like the 'lil joker (the douche, not the cholo) that posted the above photo on our Facebook wall, we "did a little digging" (or what we like to call more accurately a "google search") and found out this article is a complete fake. Pretty obvious from the get go, but we checked anyways.

Here's what we found-

First there is no Bethel Woods News, Daily, etc.- It looks like the prevalent local paper in that area is the River Reporter. Also just look at the picture - perfectly folded edges and that "I just did this on a computer" type face.  Not to mention the article copy.

So, in the words of Indiana Jones, "Nice Try Lao Che!". Hopefully the prankster isn't Robert Sillerman . . .