Why? Well because it's the weekend and there is always time for a fart joke every know and then, especially to set off your weekend. So sit back, relax, crack open a cold one, and watch this Nicki Minaj "Anaconda" (Fart Remix) on YouTube. You can thank us later.
And we know, this is totally the lowest form of base, bathroom humor. You'll probably find it disgusting and childish... to that all we have to say is... you're probably right. You just can't hear it because we are laughing so hard.