Trance is to EDM culture as that perfect sibling is to one's family.  It always gets good grades, has a perfect hair cut, makes the right career moves, finds a life partner, and always has something nice to say about everyone- all of the time.  It's just so perfect.

So while Trance Nation is singing about its white, fluffy clouds and love for everyone, fans of the other darker genres are vomiting a little bit in their mouths and forcing the bile back down, faking a smile the whole way.  Truth is, we only wish we could only be so P.L.U.R.

To us, the lesser half of EDM, here are 9 Things Trance Sounds like--

1. EVANGELICAL CHRISTIANS

2. DOUBLE RAINBOW OH MY GOD

3. A REALLY HOT, REALLY ANNOYING WHITE GIRL

4. XANAX

5. PLANET UNICORN

6. DAWSON'S CREEK THEME SONG

7. PUPPY DOGS & ICE CREAM

8. CREST WHITESTRIPS

9. FALSE HOPE